Why?

The first question is: Why?

If you are an experianced web surfer, you won't be asking this question. Chances are, you've already stumbled across some aspect of furriness - be it distasteful fan art of Tails getting raped by Big the Cat, or any of the more or less horrible aspects of a furridom.

If you are lucky enough to have escaped the curse of ever running into a furry, let me give you the rundown. Imagine you are walking down the street (this excersize should not tax even
the most dim-witted among you). You see a cat. You would think, "Oh, what a cute cat," or maybe stop to pet it. Or maybe not; maybe you're not a cat person.

But a furry would not have this reaction. A furry would say, "I wish that cat was a six foot tall man with two dicks, both of them planted firmly in my fat, greasy asshole". For you see,
furries are truly sick, twisted individuals who find animals erotic. This can run the gamut from the harmless practice of drawing cat ears on cute girls to actually fucking dogs and cats. Because we have determined that furries need to be blasted into space, you may guess which side of the spectrum most furries fall on.

Furries sport a unquie type of personality disorder where they imagine they are some kind of animal. Some furries belive they are the reincarnation of, for example, a dragon with two eight-foot long penises. They then draw pictures of this creature and pollute the Internet with them.
Furries often gather at "fur-cons," where they don cheap suits patterned after whatever imaginary beaver with dragon wings or other creature they would like to pretend they are. At these "cons," furries form a "Furpile," where they hump each other through thier suits in a disgusting mountain of flab, fake fur, jizz, and pathetic, broken dreams.

Furries are also menaces to society because they destroy treasured childhood memories. Remember those cartoons you liked to watch? Maybe Rescue Rangers? Somewhere out there, some furry has drawn Gadget getting double penetrated by Chip and Dale.
These are the kind of monsters that we are dealing with. Clearly, something needs to be done. If not for us, for the children. Let's leave them a better world. A world without fur-suited fatties drawing themselves spurting on the teenage mutant ninja turtles.

Thank you.

**Update**

It's been brought to my attention that it should be, of course, "Tails," not "Tales". I blame the lack of sleep. One must be ever vigilant against these furry fiends.